Hello M of MR. I've been expecting you.

Before we begin, I must verify you are not in fact a robot with this CAPTCHA.

The fact is sometimes in question.

Begin

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Which university is the best?

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If you were being hunted by someone with a water gun at Stanford, where would you hide?

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What are the last four digits of your credit card?

Now to unearth my identity you must defeat me at my game.

Your move.

Try again

Congratulations

It was I, James, all along!

It would be my honor to accept your (invitation?) to be co-head of this year's Powwow.

Live long and prosper